"PotbellyJoe and 42 others" (potbellyjoe)
08/10/2016 at 09:57 • Filed to: Gawker Yard Sale, I'll Give You Tree Fiddy
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"PotbellyJoe and 42 others" (potbellyjoe)
08/10/2016 at 09:57 • Filed to: Gawker Yard Sale, I'll Give You Tree Fiddy | 14
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I would love to be in on the meeting when the buyer gets the keys to this crumbling kingdom.
“Okay, I’m going to read the titles and someone tell me what we have.
Gawker.”
“Sensationalist news”
“Jezebel.”
“Sensationalist women’s news”
“Gizmodo.”
“Seems to just be Apple v. Samsung pot-stirring.”
“iO9.”
“Sci-Fi stuff, I think. I fell asleep.”
“Kotaku.”
“Gaming stuff.”
“That’s different than iO9?”
“Different enough, sir.”
“Okaaay. Jalopnik.”
“Brown diesel wagons and underappreciated 80s cars thrown in with new car press releases, and some Jason guy.”
“Deadspin.”
“Dong jokes in a sports wrapper.”
“The Slot.”
“Politics of vaginas.”
“What the hell is OppositeLock?”
“I don’t think they know either, sir”
RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
> PotbellyJoe and 42 others
08/10/2016 at 10:04 |
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You know, Opposite Lock? Boil ‘em, mash ‘em, stick ‘em in a stew?
OPPOsaurus WRX
> PotbellyJoe and 42 others
08/10/2016 at 10:05 |
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whatever
Ash78, voting early and often
> PotbellyJoe and 42 others
08/10/2016 at 10:10 |
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Here’s to hoping Ziff Davis is full of computer nerds with Forza and Need for Speed fetishes. I would say the odds are better than good we stick around, but it's possible they just want to look at pure numbers and advertising conversion rates, then notice that Acura and Pennzoil received exactly zero click-throughs from us.